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Magic bars made extra magical

Magic bars made extra magical came about by accident. And when I say by accident, I mean I drank an entire bottle of wine one night last week, decided it was the perfect time to also follow a recipe and bake something.I am not a big drinker. Maybe I have outgrown it, maybe I prefer to save my caloric intake for food or maybe I am just not into a two day hangover that comes along with it, I don’t really know.
Something I do know, however, is that when I do drink I tend to think I can do awesome things.
Dancing would be one of those awesome things…that I THINK I can do. Gymnastics is up there too, and baking too so it seems. I will tell you, I got a blood bruise on my kidney dancing my way right off my friend’s deck one time, and a rather larger laceration on my head doing a cartwheel into my swimming pool once, but drinking wine a few nights ago produced something that didn’t require a doctor’s visit and won’t make my friends laugh at me for the next twenty plus years of my life.
I was enjoying the quiet, gorgeous privacy that is achievable almost never with three kids, with a nice bottle of some kind of white wine I will never drink again. Don’t ask me the name of it, I am not at all a wine person, I just know it had a picture of a running dog or a hopping kangaroo on it, I think. There was definitely and animal on the bottle. Or maybe the word Cake? Is that a wine? Anyhow, I was relaxing and riffling through Pinterest, and about halfway through the bottle I found a recipe for magic bars.My mother used to make these and I love them, but I have never made them. I knew what was in them, graham crust, coconut, chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, blah, blah, blah, but these ones were different. Skimming the recipe, I read the words “homemade butterscotch sauce.” I continued sipping my white wine, and I went about Pinterest without another thought. Another glass later and I went back to that recipe and again, I read “homemade butterscotch sauce,” nowhere did it say butterscotch chips, and I thought, well this is kinda awesome, and since I don’t have butterscotch chips I can make this right f’ing now, because I know how to make homemade butterscotch and I have condensed milk, graham crackers and the rest of it on hand…I’m gonna go make this shit right now.
So without a drunk stumble (yet), into the kitchen I went, with my cheap wine to make butterscotch sauce and these magic bars.
The next morning, I awoke to a headache, the awesome kind you only get from wine and that only a morphine drip can take away, and cut into them to go with my morning espresso. They were a tad stickier than what I remembered magic bars to be, and I was looking at the recipe again while eating…graham crumbs, toasted coconuts, butterscotch chips, chocolate chips, blah, blah, blah. I read again, thinking my hangover has impaired my reading ability. Nope. Butterscotch chips. Butterscotch sauce was nowhere at all on the entire page. Neither was the word homemade listed anywhere in the ingredients at all. Wtf was all I could say…that and why can I not access morphine for this headache.Doesn’t matter, totally worth it. These are spectacular albeit slightly chewier and sweeter than what you know to be magic bars, and while not a simple, they are simple enough to throw together while drinking.
Thank you wine with a dog or a kangaroo or cake something on the bottle, for this made up recipe…


Magic Bars with homemade butterscotch sauce (adapted from Bakers Royale)

Course Dessert
Cuisine American
Prep Time 10 minutes
Cook Time 45 minutes
Total Time 55 minutes


  • 1 ½ cups graham cracker crumbs
  • 4 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • homemade butterscotch sauce recipe below
  • 1 1/3 cups toasted pecans
  • 1 ¼ cups chocolate chips
  • 1 ½ cups toasted coconut
  • 14 oz can of sweetened condensed milk


  1. Line a 13x9 pan with foil and spray with cooking spray (in my drunk glory I forgot this and had a hell of a time getting the bars off the foil so don’t forget this).
  2. To make the butterscotch sauce, melt a half stick of unsalted butter over medium heat, add a half cup of dark brown sugar, a teaspoon of sea salt, and half cup of heavy cream to the pan. Stir this until well blended and bring the mixture to a boil. Cook for about five minutes, without stirring, but scrape down the sides (similar to when making caramel). Remove from heat and stir in two teaspoons of vanilla and cool. At this point, you will be thinking I was drunk when I made this recipe up as well, but butterscotch thickens significantly as it cools, so don’t be alarmed by how thin this is.
  3. Meanwhile in a bowl combine the melted 4 tablespoons of butter and the graham crumbs. Press this into the bottom of the pan. When the butterscotch has cooled pour it over the graham crumbs. Sprinkle the pecans over, then the toasted coconut and then the chocolate chips. Pour the can of condensed milk over everything and bake for about 40 minutes until firmed up and golden on top.
  4. Cool at least an hour before cutting so the butterscotch firms up. I did find that by keeping them in the fridge they easier to cut into bars, but they weren’t so sticky they unmanageable at room temperature so do as you wish.

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